Asklemmy

Like everyone else in the western world, looking at my phone.

I do have one, I kinda sway/swing my hips/upperbody like this

Picking at my cuticles and cracking all my joints, while staring into the middle distance.

Stands there.

Looks around.

Picks nose.

Stands there.

Wiggles a bit.

Stands there.

Picks absently at a fingernail.

Stands there.

Chokes on air for a minute.

Take out a bag of seeds and begin to make a little mound of spit out seeds to show how long I've been idle

Methodically cracking all of my knuckles.

Standing around awkwardly with my hands in my pockets, because I don't know what else to do with them.

Sleeping. Possibly borrito’d into a blanket.

Overthinking.

Bong rip

Stroking my beard.

drinking a mountain dew. well diet now. well diet doctor pepper. everythings getting expensive. sinces its a game and fantasy let me have a regular mountain dew.

Definitely lighting a cig (don't smoke kids)

Bopping to my own head tunes

Fidgeting

Stretching

Balancing on one leg in different ways

Sitting at my desk, thinking about how nice it must be outside.

Doom scrolling on my phone.

Fiddling with my clothes/hair/anything within reach. For the big "fancy" idle animations that trigger after like 5 minutes of inactivity, I'd bust out my knitting/crochet or a book.

Sitting down and bouncing my leg.

Bored toddler.

Slouched forward shoulders, weight on my heels, head back with a pained expression and small crying sounds.

Sitting low on a couch, legs crossed on a stool, bouncing the top foot.

Hit a bong.

Confused Travolta constantly

restless leg syndrome

cracking my back

Ass wriggling on a chair: it is hard for me to keep one position

Like Trolls in World of Warcraft.

I fantasise mine is probably like Trevor in GTA. You never know what you're going to get, or where, but it's going to be fun.

put one foot behind the other knee so I'm standing in one foot, then do squats

Flipping balisong or something

Vaping and pulling at my beard whilst stood with an uncomfortably wide gate and shifterly looking around every several seconds.

Holding my left elbow with my right hand. Idk why, but I always do this gesture. People keep thinking I'm some sort of shy, femboyish think, which, in a transphobic environment does lead to some weird looks.

It looks especially funny with a bright purple bucket hat, dark green oversized sweater (for Brits: jumper), black fanny pack, black leggins, and New Balance shoes. Hmm... maybe I should start wearing this in real life.

I have adhd and my idle stim is shifting my weight from one foot to the other. I'm like a living metronome. Drives people crazy.