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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Had to dig this one out of the archives.

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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Those are eyephones

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

This string of jokes requires patience. Tune in tomorrow for part 3.

 

Open the door, remove the elephant, put the giraffe in the fridge, then close the door.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

Heckin sea roomba

Check the other comments :)

 

Open the door, put the elephant into the refrigerator, and close the door.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

My favorite band is Enter the Haggis. I'll give you a couple choices:

Swallowed by a Whale - one of their newest.

Gasoline - one of their most popular ones, a bit country-leaning.

To the Quick - a solid instrumental.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 65 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Then it would logically follow that smart watches would be called...

microphones.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 71 points 2 days ago (8 children)

If you're browsing for torrents without a serious adblocker... why?

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It wouldn't be the distribution method that is challenging, it's the complicated task of monitoring your filesystem for changes, and working with a dozen or so different file systems to do it (the way it's accomplished on an ext4 partition might not work on btrfs, for example).

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

I already have to do this. My office wants everyone to use the MS authenticator app, won't run on LineageOS. Even if it did, I wouldn't install it, but still.

Ended up making them purchase a hardware security key for me instead.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

HEAR THOSE HOGS CRANKIN, ALSO MY TINNITUS

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

too fantastical for adults

I have a number of GenX (and a few boomer) coworkers who would disagree, based on their truck wraps and window decals at least.

Nothing is quite like a lonely Midwestern dude with a negative emotional IQ.

 
 

It's okay, though. They told me to reapply every few hours.

 

Grunk need job. Grunk see job carving. Carving say need ten season experience with wheel. But Grunk invent wheel 5 season ago. Grunk think job giver have wheel in place of head.

 

I won't be taking questions.

 
 

Bonus points if someone warned you and you went ahead anyway.

 

More monkeys!

 
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