I have irregular hours so you have an equal chance of reaching me no matter the time.
"Photographer nose itcher" is one that comes to mind.
It's not that the rationale doesn't make sense (imagine trying to concentrate a camera and suddenly being itchy and wishing you had someone scratch you so you don't have to unconcentrate your camera so you can free a hand in order to itch the itchy part), but imagine a second person following you around for that purpose in particular, like a photographer's equivalent to the Piss Boy.
So that's why they call it the Mighty Morphine Power Rangers.
If you think that's strange, wait until you see the Scientologists.
Hopefully the good kind.
I love the smell of alfalfa, I even have scent modifiers in the scent. People think I'm crazy (not that they don't already).
Digimon
Digital Monsters
Digimon Garlic Champions
You don't understand it is all, there's nothing wrong with that. We're just not absorbing it in the same way is all, and in my experience it depends on the thing being tried, with it being our way of not looking too much into things, which is the opposite issue. Your examples are understandably difficult anyways, I can't even swim if that counts as a slow learning issue.
A town center near me allowed us to etch random thoughts onto the columns. They said that was the ancient Romans equivalent to "forum shitposting".
There used to be ads that took the form of games. I remember I'd be randomly browsing something like Marapets or some other Neopets knockoff and they'd show ads you can play, like I remember one where you could play as someone on a fourth story balcony dropping water balloons onto passerbies, and I'd think "wait, is this one of the site's games? Will I get myself points from this game to pay off Jhudora with?"
Now ads are just boring. Heck, where did all the i-frame veterans go?
As worried as Spongebob in Mrs. Puff's class.