Do things that justify the judge being mad at you, get sentenced, point to your own statements and the sentence as evidence of the judge's animus against you, hope the appeals court buys your argument. 4D chess for pigeons.

At this point I am rooting for bird flu to evolve human-to-human transmission with the expectation that it would disproportionately infect anti-vaxxers and anti-maskers.

With my luck, I would only get my surgically removed wisdom teeth back.

Don't forget Bigfoot, the rake, and skin walkers.

All government contractors have to be "woke" to get the contracts. I am surprised the alt right isn't blaming the government for ruining defense contractors with mandatory DEI (I jest, they definitely are).

I am probably the target audience for the traditional Cracker Barrel customer (50+ white male). I have not been in years. The experience was wholly unremarkable. I can't hear the name without thinking of Chef from Southpark asking the children, "How are my little crackers?" If I wanted to catch covid, Cracker Barrel seems like a good place to look. Other than that, CB seems like the restaurant most likely to have a Stars and Bars flag available for purchase.

What I hear: "The evidence before the court is incontrovertible, I clearly committed the crimes alleged. "

When Ministry for the Future starts to happen sooner than expected... poor people

Did you know that Comic Sans and similar fonts are easier for dyslexics to read than standard fonts? The higher degree of asymmetrical characters helps. This discovery led to the development of fonts specifically meant to be easier to read by dyslexics such as dyslexie.

I learned about this because one of my college roommates is severely dyslexic, but absolutely brilliant (he would memorize everything he read because it was easier for him to remember everything than to have to read it again).

Comic Sans looks awful, but it is not all bad.

Bankrupting the insurance industry sounds like a good start to me. I saw a similar article in which fast food executives were fretting about reduced sales due to ozempic. I wonder what other industries are vulnerable to reduced sales volume due to fewer fat Americans? Probably knee doctors.

Did you say that on r/worldnews? I think the mossad or some other Israeli intelligence agency moderates that sub.

I don't believe gibbons can fly, but they should lead with something more relevant like "gibbons are terrestrial as opposed to aquatic apes." ;)

I am scared of what Google ai thinks of the aquatic ape hypothesis.