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What would your last words be?
(lemm.ee)
Knowing me, probably something like "I wonder what this does..."
"pspspspsps" or "who's a cute [animal that's about to end me]"
“Here is an alternative Piped link(s)“ and then it links to a video of me dying.
So long and thanks for all the fish.
Ah. That was sweet.
Death by snu snu?
Nah, just an appreciation for what I've experienced in life. Lot's of snu snu involved but a lot of other stuff too.
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Probably something like 'I've gotta pee'
If I am to be defeated in battle, I hope to whisper "you absolute twa^aaaaaaaa...^" towards my vanquisher as my last breath.
My last words of every night are typically prayers, so if I die in my sleep, you can bet it was that.
if thats the case mine is going to be something like "whos a good girl?"
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"Before I die, I have a stash of money and precious gold... I'll tell you where it is... it's.. it's...... dramatically dies "
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The password to my password manager: a few randomly chosen words that will definitely just sound like nonsense dementia-talk probably.
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Fuckin finally
"What are you gonna do, shoot me?"
Same as my first word. Shit.
Hang on, almost figured it...
He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the castle of aaaaarrgghhh
Ah, fuck.
"Whatever you do, don't open... the..."
I told you I was sick!
See you again next time
"Oh yeah? Prove it"
Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, I’m out.
I don’t know, it looks pretty sturdy to me.
« Does it look like it’s coming closer ? »
I left you a present..
Gazpacho soup.
"It was...fun."
Change the world.'); DROP TABLE Deaths;--
change da world
my final message. Goodb ye
I don’t want to go
“All this time and they still haven’t figured it out….”
“You think you defeated me? You think I did not know what I bought for my Wanna?”
Realistically with my lifestyle it's gonna be either me screaming "FUCK!!!" or "Oh this is gonna suck"
"Freedom, at last...!"
Oh, come on... real...
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this post was submitted on 04 May 2024
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