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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 233 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Who else was waiting for the plot twist? I thought she dumps him because his voice sounds like a drowning pig in panic or so... :'D

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

After my girlfriend gained the ability to smell, she dumped me. She hates roses now though

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How do you suddenly gain that ability? Are there implants for smell as well? Or did they extract some lego bricks that she stuffed up her nose as a kid?

[–] match@pawb.social 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

might've recovered from long COVID

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[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

it's a rare wholesome greentext

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[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 169 points 2 months ago (9 children)

If someone is deaf from birth and gains hearing from implants later in life, you whisper in their ear and they can't see your lips they won't understand because they have never heard the audio before. Is this correct?

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 97 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah. Unless she is only partially deaf or had hearing before and lost it, she won’t understand him.

[–] Whirlygirl9@kbin.melroy.org 54 points 2 months ago (3 children)

or he may have signed while saying it.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 22 points 2 months ago

I think it would be instinct by that point.

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

In the beggining he said after a while she noticed or something like that so it means she had partial hearing loss.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Yes, but it’s not just deaf from birth people. Your brain has to wire itself to understanding the signals from the implant

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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 140 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I like to think based on how this story is worded she always had implants but never knew to turn them up

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)

what if we all have implants but never knew how to turn them down?

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

a screwdriver does the trick, its a one time adjustment though

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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 2 months ago

losing the user manual is a bitch

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 111 points 2 months ago (6 children)

So it’s fake because 4chan. But also it’s fake because even if you’re late deafened you need to learn how to hear after getting cochlear implants.

Also because it’s rare for adults fluent in sign language with a supportive network to choose CIs unless late deafened

[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

what if they're both fat

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 months ago

the real question is if it's also gay too.

dont ask me i don't use four chan.

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[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 69 points 2 months ago (4 children)

This is fake, but not gay.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 22 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Turns out anon is a female

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[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Did Anon specify their gender?

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

CAN I BE OFFENDED ON ANON'S BEHALF PLEASE

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[–] sir_pronoun@lemmy.world 63 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe it was a bit much to ask that during such an emotional moment? I mean, let the woman decide when she has her wits together..

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 82 points 2 months ago (2 children)

don't worry, greentexts are fiction

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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 54 points 2 months ago (1 children)

NO, IM FINE. ITS ALLERGIES.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

WHO'S CUTTING ONIONS IN THE HOSPITAL?

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I never expect when greentexts hit right in the feels.

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 months ago

Never knowing what to expect is the fun part of reading greentexts.

[–] sweetpotato@lemmy.ml 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

This is really cute, but the first thing you should've said to her is the cheesy pick up line from the day you met her.

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"So, as I was trying to say..."

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[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 54 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Guy love deaf girl. Girl hearing fixed. Guy say he love her.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 58 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago
[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago
[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

I love wholesome greentexts

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 12 points 2 months ago

"just a little better" probably an understatement

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