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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon falls in love (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 69 points 2 months ago (4 children)

This is fake, but not gay.

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Did Anon specify their gender?

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

CAN I BE OFFENDED ON ANON'S BEHALF PLEASE

[–] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Of course you can! This is Lemmy! Being offended for other people is half the posts.

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 7 points 2 months ago

No, I assumed it for a stupid joke.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Turns out anon is a female

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Don't be silly, there are no women on the internet.

[–] DeanFogg@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

We've already established the fake

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago

Oh yeah, good point. Didn't think of that. My apologies.

[–] Shard@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Oh this is the gayest green text I've seen in long time /s

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂