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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 231 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Who else was waiting for the plot twist? I thought she dumps him because his voice sounds like a drowning pig in panic or so... :'D

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

After my girlfriend gained the ability to smell, she dumped me. She hates roses now though

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How do you suddenly gain that ability? Are there implants for smell as well? Or did they extract some lego bricks that she stuffed up her nose as a kid?

[–] match@pawb.social 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

might've recovered from long COVID

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 month ago

As she apparantly liked roses before and now does no longer, I read it as 'she was born without the ability to smell'.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

it's a rare wholesome greentext

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I misread the first twist as "she's dead" and thought anon's love life just took a turn for the worst.

[–] Disgracefulone@discuss.online 3 points 1 month ago

Missed a perfect opportunity to say something like "prancing pig in a panic".

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

or it was some stupid pun all along