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Anon falls in love (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 23 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 129 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

I like to think based on how this story is worded she always had implants but never knew to turn them up

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Deaf! Dumb! Blind?

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

But she sure plays a mean pinball.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 17 hours ago

losing the user manual is a bitch

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 45 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

what if we all have implants but never knew how to turn them down?

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 45 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

a screwdriver does the trick, its a one time adjustment though

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 hours ago

Just make sure to get a thin one and wiggle it a bit, the screw is tiny and waaaay down there. ^please^ ^don't^ ^do^ ^this^