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Anon falls in love (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 111 points 2 months ago (5 children)

So it’s fake because 4chan. But also it’s fake because even if you’re late deafened you need to learn how to hear after getting cochlear implants.

Also because it’s rare for adults fluent in sign language with a supportive network to choose CIs unless late deafened

[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

what if they're both fat

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 months ago

the real question is if it's also gay too.

dont ask me i don't use four chan.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Also "she gave me her number." And? Did you call her?

(I guess I'm dating myself here because texting is a thing, but...)

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

I’m 30 and can’t imagine calling someone in response to being given a number. My entire life my number has been for texting

[–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

She would have had to learn to hear, learn to speak. Perhaps she couldn't understand them, perhaps all the meaning communicated was in sign language

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

How do you know he was a confidential informant?