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Anon falls in love (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 23 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 46 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

what if we all have implants but never knew how to turn them down?

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 45 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

a screwdriver does the trick, its a one time adjustment though

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago

Just make sure to get a thin one and wiggle it a bit, the screw is tiny and waaaay down there. ^please^ ^don't^ ^do^ ^this^