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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 6 points 54 minutes ago (1 children)

TBH I'd be afraid of them learning anything with headlines telling them to blame Palestine supporters and Minorities.

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 1 points 23 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 9 minutes ago

I don't think thats a very accurate assessment to say that all Palestine supporters are minorities or vice versa.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 18 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

The only "The Onion" rather than "Not The Onion" part of this is the idea that they would announce it.

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

I'd say "The Onion" part of this is that the democratic party doesn't need to learn any lessons because it's doing exactly what they want to do. The people who will refuse to learn from this are the people who still put faith in them and the democratic system in general.

Sure democrats would prefer to win but the most important thing to them is making sure that policies to the left of the republican party are never a serious threat to the donors they both share. That's pretty obvious at this point, right?

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 1 points 23 minutes ago

Ding ding ding

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 45 minutes ago* (last edited 44 minutes ago)

wouldnt matter if they did learn from it if the crap trump campaigned on goes through and he becomes a "king" in this country

[–] m_f@midwest.social 40 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

Local opinion piece:

https://www.startribune.com/brehm-democrats-have-themselves-to-blame-for-trumps-election/601176736

I read it because of the title, but it's just some shithead that wants them to move further right:

This red wave wasn’t as much about embracing Donald Trump as it was repudiating far-left progressivism.

[...], and then foisted upon us an equally unqualified and unpalatable hard left alternative.

They are already creating the groundwork for sucking more corporate dick.

[–] jlou@mastodon.social 22 points 2 hours ago

How can this be a rejection of the far left when Harris campaigned as a moderate (e.g. Cheney)? If republican voters are going to think Democrats are communist regardless of how moderate the Democrats are, maybe moderating isn't a good strategy. If the only choice is between right-wing and lite right-wing, right-wing voters will choose the real thing. Even then, Trumpists will still call democrats communists.

Many left polices are popular when they aren't labelled as left

@theonion

[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 16 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Reminds me of that joke about how there are only two races: White, and political. It's disheartening to see folks (some here on Lemmy) confusing listening to the concerns of brown-skinned people with leftism. The Arab-Americans in Michigan, for a relevant example, are just people with a range of political opinions like the rest of us.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

No war but class war, buddy

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[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 38 points 4 hours ago

Oh they learned their lessons:

  1. blame minorities
  2. shift further right
[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 29 points 4 hours ago

Oh they know how to win. They just don't want to. The policy decisions that would lock in Dem control for generations to come run counter to the goals of DNC Services Corp. Because they're a corp.

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