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[–] Ultraviolet@lemmy.world 44 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

“To all those growing skeptical of this party’s strategies and overall agenda, let me just say we hear you loud and clear. Rest assured we will be doing everything short of interpreting that sound into words and responding to those words in any way shape or form.”

This is an all-timer.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

And remember, you gotta start repaying the student loans you never used!

[–] GuyDudeman@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

100% Spot-On article. The Hard Times nails it again.