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[–] lath@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What if the DNC privately wins by making sure their candidate loses?

[–] shadowfax13@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 weeks ago

nah pelosi is crying her eyes out as she will have to pay less taxes on all those millions she earns from insider trading & lobbying for big tech.

its a win win for them.