this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2024
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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 121 points 2 months ago (3 children)

How can I delete someone else's post?

[–] Track_Shovel 50 points 2 months ago
[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 38 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Or just make friends with someone who does.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

The wonders of federated social networks

[–] copd@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Blocking them is satisfying enough

[–] SilentObserver@lemm.ee 79 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It’s all fun and games until you get frostbite.

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 months ago

still fun, just a bit harder

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 5 points 2 months ago

should get rid of the warts though

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 63 points 2 months ago

Every day we stray further from God’s light.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 6 points 2 months ago

that's a different kind of snow and ice.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yum, that icy tuna tunnel sounds delightful.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Your comments rarely disappoint.

They really do have a way with words. A certain… je nais se quois.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Hey have you ever heard of what happens when you lick a flagpole in winter? Now imagine it was your dingus instead.

[–] RavuAlHemio@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Okay, I imagined what it would be like to lick my dingus in winter. What now?

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 11 points 2 months ago

cum i guess

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 2 months ago

User the flagpole to stimulate the g spot

[–] blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The struggles of the Snow Queen are a fun recurring gag on Oglaf, but I love anytime the foul mouthed inventors (gnomes? dwarves?) show up.

[–] blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Absolutely my favorite characters. I really like the lonely mountain comic where they make a dragon dildo.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Hey I think someone made a webcomic of that

[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

What an awful day to know how to read

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

What if your popsicles breaks?

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It would definitely be ice cold, not fire. Smh

[–] Track_Shovel 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What do you think tiger balm is for?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

Man, for a second I thought you meant tigers blood but I was thinking of snow cones for some reason.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why yes, I do want to build a snowman

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

But Feigie says I can't!

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Please tell me it's cherry flavored.... no?

Iron flavored it is.

[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Might get some Neapolitan if you're not careful.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Nice afterward snack.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[–] Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone -5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

This character is a child...

Pass.

Edit: She's 21?! No she isn't, that's clearly just cope. Smash.

[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Huh?

Jennifer Lee, CCO of Walt Disney Animation Studios and co-director of both Frozen and Frozen 2, confirmed on Twitter that, for the main part of Frozen’s story, Anna is 18 and Elsa is 21.

https://screenrant.com/frozen-elsa-anna-age-parents-death-how-old/

Else is firmly in MILF territory by now, 11 years after the release of Frozen.

[–] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

It's been 11 years?! Goddamn, man. I feel old.

[–] Track_Shovel 9 points 2 months ago

Just let it go

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Tough one, elsa is older than I was when I did it for the first time 🤷