Theme

Don't forget the terminal entries telling the story at you

I hate that this would work on me. I already feel the pull, I want to enter the arcade. It has coffee and bright lights

Hey USA, how's it going?

Maybe he can travel back in time a few hundred years and die as a baby

That wasn't a joke suggestion? Never heard of that where I'm from. Does your magical land of fire safety also have fire-resistant cladding and insulation?

Angel Michael Sex Cult

(But no gays allowed tho)

"Cheers pal, straight to the British Museum. Come, you can read the plaque about how the recipes used to be yours."

If you're not eating a croque monsieur for lunch, that's your fault, and you deserve to be miserable

Radicow

Reading a book from an author that's run out of ideas

Good thing Gurm still has loads of great ideas, Winds of Winter will be incredible, and I'm sure it's coming any day now!

It goes so hard. Horrific death scene, absolute bop of a theme song

Well, what did they think?