Actually it's always been a dream of mine to have a bunch of internet randoms watch me shit.

Baby Shark on repeat for twelve hours while I progressively get more and more gakked up.

Dumb question.

Because he hadn’t become a US citizen yet.

Reminds me of the cokeheads I know who wouldn’t take the vaccine because they didn’t know what was in it.

Oh man I’m not very good at Latin.

French fries, potato chips, mashed potatoes and some vodka?

Potatoes are the pork of the starchy root vegetable world.

No, it was a forbidden love story between a man and his stapler.

Hear me out…

I love Marjorie Taylor Greene, I’m subbed.

Counterpoint: Jeff Goldblum’s bare chest.

Looks fantastic.