What are some reasons as to why I would want to use this over, say, OSMAnd?

Osmand isn't fully free software. Some parts are under CC Non-Commercial license that forbids derivatives to make life harder for potential forks: https://github.com/osmandapp/OsmAnd/blob/master/LICENSE#L39 That's both against the Open Source Definition and Free Software.

Curious when/if he'll actually ever do sportcar racing and not just play video games.

He can rest easy: I don't know who that is and how he looks.

If something breaks, people will blame Tesla first

Like when Tesla remove a feature they sold their cars with?

I’m just going to stop talking to you.

Good, then I won't have to deal with notifications that some forms of religious indoctrination are just secular ceremony.

That would also be false: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceremonial_deism

Nah, that's a bullshit excuse for religious indoctrination.

Now, will you admit you were incorrect about the pledge of allegiance being mandatory in schools?

No. If the pledge must be taught in school and some individual students can opt out of repeating that indoctrination, doesn't mean that the pledge itself is not mandatory subject in school. I did not write that all students must recite it.

All your "ceremonial deism" reference proves is that there is a giant loophole for the federal government to indoctrinate on religion and not just state and lower levels.

I’m not sure what you think those quotes prove.

That it's perfectly fine to for the government to promote Christian religion, i.e. what the submitted story is about.

I can’t help but feel sorry for these guys, some of whom must surely just have been forcefully conscripted into this.

Once they get a gun, they decide where to point it!

Don’t forget the humans, I guess.

Don't forget who the fascist, murderous aggressors are!