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[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

We need some appreciation for wanksucker.

Also, fuckfuck.

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Wankstick is more popular whatever that means

[–] python@programming.dev 27 points 1 month ago (5 children)

New favorite words unlocked! "cock goblin"certainly has a certain je ne sais quoi

[–] gon@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm a big fan of buttboy, personally.

[–] ItsGhost@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Infynis@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

I wanna know who's calling people dirthead

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Butt Boy, squire to Ass Lord

[–] Sas@beehaw.org 6 points 1 month ago

Gimme a cock and I'm goblin

[–] Steve@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago

I like Douche Canoe, sadly unrepresented here.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Doesn't Michael Bolton call the efficiency guys "cock goblins" in Office Space?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

i don't think that one would generally be derisive

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dirt-wit, Trump-nozzle, and Wank-clown are clearly underutilized profanities.

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where are all the dip-goblin users?

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Hit up YouTube and type in "dip video". You'll see how dumb things get.

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm a bit concerned about shitshit being so popular, despite never hearing it. Am I out of touch, or are the children wrong?

As an out of touch person, I have a possible explanation for this: have you ever said "shit" repeatedly as something goes wrong? I imagine some people would write a story where that happens and write it as "shitshitshit" and not "shit shit shit". But outside of that situation I have never seen or heard "shitshit".

[–] jastyty@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What about twatwaffle, that one is funny af

[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Some of the near zero but not zero combinations don't make a lot of sense to not just be zero.

Like dumbbag, scumhat, dipclown... I don't know about you, but those ones colored as "thousands of uses" doesn't seem right to me. Unless it was open so far as to search for those words used back to back and not specifically attached in any way as implied.

But yeah, there are so many combinations that seem way too far into the orange to make sense to me. I'm curious to see the actual numbers the graph was built with.

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

The internet is vast and if this is to be believed, sourced over more than a decade. Not that unbelievable, imho.

[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

And yet Wank Clown is almos 0 ? Sounds too good to not be used ! Fucking WankClown !

[–] match@pawb.social 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you just have terrible taste, dipclown

[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I'm definitely gonna write some of these down and try to work them in. But some of them have earned their 0 uses so far.

[–] match@pawb.social 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

this is a fantastic map for making new non-swears. see y'all later dipgoblins

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Total dumbnozzle move.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The clear ones are where the fun is at in 2024.
You dirt-hat libgoblin!

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 10 points 1 month ago

I'm so happy that Trump is considered an insult.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

The goblin column is surprisingly sparse.

[–] Quill7513 8 points 1 month ago

yall a buncha dumbgoblins

[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm so tempted to make an insult generator based off of this

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 4 points 1 month ago

Insultdle, like wordle but is generated insults

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can you make an API to randomize it for my email sign off for work? Getting real tired of lying that I have any regards, or that they are kind.

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

...In short, that meeting could have been this email, and this email could have been an IM.

Cruel disregards ,

YT

[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 month ago

German: Hold my beer you Backpfeifengesicht.

[–] Gorgritch_umie_killa@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think i'm gona start using 'scum goblin'.

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Seems like the kind of chart a real wankgoblin would put together

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Even though it’s the most appallingly milquetoast swear ever, the lack of “cockwomble” invalidates this chart.

[–] bravesilvernest@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

poopgoblin when?

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Damn libnozzles over on r*ddit!

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Can we work on making "wank sucker" more popular? It's got a nice ring to it.

[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Wankclown brings to my mind an image of Pennywise on meth

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 1 month ago

Missing knife on the columns distorted the graph. Poopknife would be on the top with it.

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I'm just a teenage






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