Especially to church.
Agent641
joined 1 year ago
If you see a teddy bear are you supposed to lie down and play dead or make yourself look as large as possible and fight back?
A: A meteor shower!
May the odds be ever in their favor
this will get controversial
In a linux community? Im shocked, shocked!
The best one, of course
I invest all my money into laptops. When China invades taiwan and TSMC factories self destructs, I will resell them for a modest profit in the demand-heavy market. Literally can't go tits up.
For when you get your spaceship wet
Google "I have way too many laptops and they all work great."
Google aggressively reduces prices on laptops to tempt you to buy more of them anyway.
You buy 3 more to go with your ever increasing pile
Robocop
I vote for the bin chicken
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I unironically use powerpoint as an image editor, in thevsame way one might use photoshop, because I dont know how to use photoshop