Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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WYR: Have the power to fold all fitted sheets perfectly every time or the ability to change tour hair color at will but only to different shades of brown. (literature.cafe)
submitted 4 months ago by Lacanoodle@literature.cafe to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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WYR: Have the ability to talk to house plants or the ability to shoot a tiny harmless puff of glitter out of your fingertips. (literature.cafe)
submitted 4 months ago by Lacanoodle@literature.cafe to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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WYR: Have the ability to record all your dreams in video form or never forget a name again. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 4 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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WYR: have a vagina on your forehead or a row of penises down your back, like a Stegosaurus? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 4 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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WYR: be the same sex you are now but the ugliest person in the world, or the opposite sex but the most good looking person in the world? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 4 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Honestly, no offence, but I don't wanna be a woman. That sounds like a difficult life.

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WYR: be able to run at 100 mph or fly at 10 mph? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 4 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Don't worry about control or being unable to react in time etc or how it affects you physically.

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WYR have a billion or highschool crush? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 months ago by wargreymon@sh.itjust.works to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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You can only choose one and lose another

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WYR: Legs as long as your fingers, or fingers as long as your legs? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 months ago by threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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I'm honestly not sure which I would choose. Both sound incredibly inconvenient.

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WYR: Would you rather poop in the only toilet at a party, knowing that you'll clog it, or poop in the bushes in the backyard? Please hurry (literature.cafe)
submitted 4 months ago by Lacanoodle@literature.cafe to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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WYR: have an itch you couldn't get rid of for the rest of your life, or the hiccups for the rest of your life? Neither deteriorate your health, they're just annoying. (fanaticus.social)
submitted 4 months ago by PitchPlease@fanaticus.social to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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WYR: Would you rather have hair for teeth or teeth for hair? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 4 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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WYR: your food always be too hot (as in, you'd never be used to it, it's always too hot) or have no knees? (beehaw.org)
submitted 4 months ago by WheatRoom@beehaw.org to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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WYR: have mastery (and the ability to apply such mastery) over any-and-all scientific or mathematical concepts OR be able to create artistic masterpieces using any medium? (self.wouldyourather)
submitted 4 months ago by GrassrootBoundaries to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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WYR: be able to eat anything you want and have it be perfect nutrition or have to only sleep 1 hour a day and be fully rested? (literature.cafe)
submitted 4 months ago by Lacanoodle@literature.cafe to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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I want food honestly. I enjoy sleeping, its time my mind isnt conscious and that's a positive for us all.

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WYR: Would you rather have a magic van that can teleport you anywhere you want and time travel anywhere you want, or a magic ring that when it touches a book you absorb all the knowledge inside? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 4 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Since I posted some weirder ones, here's one that's a treat. I like both so much I can't choose.

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WYR: If your toilet was sentient would you rather it crave your poop or hate you for it. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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WYR: be trapped in a mall for 24h with a Silverback Gorilla or 5 Black Mambas. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 4 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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