SnokenKeekaGuard

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[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 81 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Go stub your toe you bastard

Yeah how stupid. We should drug him and have human sex with whoever is responsible

Mans gotta know what he wants.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Just remember you don't want it.

Have a trigger to make sure evertrimrbyou have an urge to go on there you do not. Pinch your arm or smth. Put it in a folder on the last page of your phone and the few extra taps and swipes will be enough to remind you or trigger your memory not to do it.

Find out why you go there?

Insert boiling frog story

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 131 points 1 day ago (8 children)

This is very rick and morty, I love it

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

(He meant it)

 

Oh that's some good stuff

You call him by his government, Timothy

 

I recently spilt coffee on and it looks like a dick i know. Also look like its .. finishing at the moment. Help me name it pls

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
 

So I was volunteering for smth and was in a waiting room, the other three volunteers were friends (strangers to me but were there together). One of them ordered tea and I got coffee and she offered me some cookies she had. At this point she had once initiated conversation with me before but that's it. After that she did do so again. On my drive back I thought it might've been a conversation starter that I ignored completely. All I said was ok, yes or thank you to anything she said. I was perfectly kind, just not talkative.

I just wanna know tbh, I'm in a relationship anyways (not gonna tell her, is that a bad call?).

So what sign have you missed recently?

Edit: It appears she's just talkative af. She's cool and my gf met her and didn't think anything was off either. I'm just too cocky ig 😭

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