In other news, Boeing's 10 latest whistleblowers have joined a death cult and committed mass suicide. Strangely, all managed to shoot themselves twice in the back of the head. Several US judges have been overheard quipping about how strange these coincidences were, but seemed to be nonplussed.

9 year old aircraft. Probably a maintenance issue.

This aircraft predates most of the issues. I suspect FedEx cheaped on maintanance.

They laughed at the Fosbury Flop first time too.

Link to video: https://youtu.be/13311fyn1Ik

You can actually see their rush to deliver those packages on time

I'm not a betting man, but how many of these do you think will have to happen before US regulators admit there's a problem?

Here I'll fix their headline. Boeing 767 crashes on Istanbul runway due to faulty front landing gear.