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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 74 points 8 months ago (6 children)

I think most of them live in Congress

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 26 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Wraths are usually referred to as "wasps." And I am a Lust/Gluttony hybrid.

[–] orphiebaby@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

So you eat off the backs of strippers, got it.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm surprised "we want plates" wasn't just full of sushi on naked women.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Aww I forgot about that sub. I miss it.

[–] Lath@kbin.earth 1 points 8 months ago

I think it means they eat ass and like big booties.

[–] TheHotze@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

What are animals that mess up bees, for 400?

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Hi, I'm lusts

Edit: it's unfortunate that the only other commentor is name pp boy

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Good thing you're edible then

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Also known as Pride

[–] R2DPru@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago

Prides are lions. Alice in wonderland mentions momewraths.

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

could just rename some animals. Honey badgers could be a good candidate for Wraths.

[–] explodicle@local106.com 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] Skua@kbin.social 4 points 8 months ago

If cats are any sin, it is pride without a doubt. Hell a specific kind of big cat is already called a pride when they're in a group

[–] orphiebaby@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

Hugely depends on the cat. Some that I've known are wraths, but most are sweethearts (who like to take Attack of Opportunity)

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (3 children)

okay. So a sloth is a furry animal that moves very slowly. Please tell me what the other things look like.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

A pride is a group of lions that live together.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Someone told me once that even if we could speak to a lion it wouldn't understand it.

I am not picturing a Who's on first, what's on second situation with explaining a pride parade to a lion.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I mean... you can speak to lions.

You can't speak with them, but you can speak to them.

I just spent the night speaking to my brother's cat.

[–] Phoonzang@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I'm pretty sure my Dad's cat is really a glutton.

[–] Cuberoot@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 8 months ago

Gluttons exist; their modern name is wolverine.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Honey badgers, dolphins, pigs, cats, peacocks, and billionaires

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Would Envies be songbirds that mimic other birds? Also, parrots

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I would throw ferrets, weasles or trash pandas for the slot as they are known to like stealing things.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

But would that be Envy or Greed? I guess it would depend on whether they steal it because they want to have it or because they don't want you to have it

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago
[–] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

It's only logical

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Animal lusts definitely exist

[–] RobotFK@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 months ago
[–] dandroid@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago
[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Where are the lusts? Asking for a friend.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Have you ever felt aroused by a Dolphin?

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But also of thinkers, movers and content creators.

[–] orphiebaby@lemm.ee -2 points 8 months ago

Movers and shakers and YouTube content makers

[–] ComplexLotus@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

7 deadly Sins? 7 deadly Sinners?

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 0 points 8 months ago

Did you browse r/funny while showering?

[–] Simon@lemmy.dbzer0.com -4 points 8 months ago

No it doesn't.