Are they Samsung?

One, or both, of them may be a corpse. Photos were very expensive back then, and often only made after someone died.

George likes his chicken spicy.

I'd be famous for telling funny-because-true jokes.

If America was a lot more like Europe, Ukraine would be part of Russia right now.

No one insults me, so these aren't field tested.

"Oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called and they're running out of you."

"I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

"Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man."

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

In America it was just called "Toasted Almond Bar" , and is no longer made by Good Humor. See, we only eat sweets that pay homage to other brand name sweets. So you take Oreo crumbs off the floor of the assembly line and paste them on the outside of a popcicle and call it a win-win.

Microfiber lint roller. You'll use it so much you need a holster.

Yes, their evil plot finally laid bare. Copy what Mastercard and Visa have been doing since the 80s.

Man, you really like your steak rare.