I've had random people whisper me to compliment my character's hat and ask where did I get the cosmetic in Elder Scrolls Online. To be fair, it was a pretty silly hat.
rockerface
Still saves more lives than Homelander
Now we're shitposting!
If they were intelligent, we wouldn't even figure out they're villains
And all of those shops are in a SimCity
They get energy from drinking the tears of Dark Souls players who have to fight it as a boss
Dark Souls 1 players: 🗿
Rotten Joker
At the end of the round, destroy a random consumable and gain Mult equal to double its selling price.
Probably too wordy to be an actual joker, but I'm trying to go for the flavor of letting the unused consumables "rot" naturally rather than cleaning them out by using or selling them.
One of them is a deadly weapon capable of neutralising even a vastly outnumbering enemy force. And the other is a tank
Also if you hide behind cover for 5 seconds, all your wounds don't go away on their own
or any capitalist ideologies, for that matter
edit: now that I think about it, any authoritarian ideologies, even