It's called "hakuna matata," and it needs to hurry up and take its rightful place as king.
this post was submitted on 27 Jan 2025
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That's a cute dog!
Fun fact: None of the 12 steps include not drinking.
(In fact, they sound more like a roadmap for joining a religious sect)
AA doesn't tell people to stop drinking, and it's members won't either.
Because once they banned lsd that’s all they had left
They mention god a lot huh
Yeah, but it's God as we understand Him so it's totally not a Christian cult when the next steps include:
- Admitting to God the exact nature of our wrongs
- Having God remove all these defects of character
- Humbly asking Him to remove our shortcomings
- Seeking through prayer to improve our contact with God
- Praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.
- Carrying this message to other alcoholics
You can totally follow all these steps as an atheist, too!
Because a lot of social services, including the rehabilitation of drug addicts, are being handed over to churches by the right. I can talk day and night long about this disgusting practice.
Don't do drugs, you'll end up religious
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fuck bro
a hint would be nice
They mostly live in Africa. Some in India too
I had decided to make my final decision today at 3PM based on the input I got from co Lemmyites like yourselves. The overwhelming response was "it's an elephant" which of course is the correct answer. So I will be having a large vodka on the rocks.
That's not an elephant, elephants have trunks. This guy clearly uses a briefcase.
make it a double, you earned it!
A zebra.
Surprised that you were able to come up with that considering how the black line obscured part of him
Kitty
It’s a tiger. you can tell by the way it is
Ffs, am I the only one in this thread who can identify a monarch butterfly?
My favorite kind of erfly!
He's lyin'
It's Pikachu!
easy.... that's an armadillo!
Dog
Elephant?
That is the uggliest poodle I have ever had the unfortune to look at! And it's filthy!
Can't tell, must be some sort of japanese animal. Tanuki?
Bear.
Lioff
possum
A cat
It’s John Xina
A Camel.
Obviously a cheetah
Tree frog
House cat
Hairy Albanian dog.
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