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[–] recently_Coco@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago

Fall deeply, and completely in love

[–] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

A duel it is then. Finishes last of my wine

[–] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 53 points 2 days ago

Not another one knight stand!

[–] socsa@piefed.social 66 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

lighting bolt lighting bolt lighting bolt

[–] KAYDUBELL@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

GET IN LOSER. WE’RE GOING DUNGEON DIVING

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

WE CAN'T STOP HERE THIS IS DRAGON COUNTRY

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 159 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Take her to a knightclub

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[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago

Wife

[–] mrslt@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

Yep, she's a keeper.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

NI!

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it

Edit: before any nerds weigh in, I know that's not ring mail.

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago

"Glad to see you brought protection." 😈

[–] MoogleMaestro@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago

Girl, you're dressed to slay tonight.

[–] nobleshift@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Why didn't you tell me so I could have worn something that matched?

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 61 points 2 days ago

"I'm glad you brought protection"

[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 217 points 3 days ago (4 children)

As a gentleman, I'd offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.

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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 59 points 2 days ago

what i'm told

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It greaves me to say it, but I'd pull her into a warm vambrace and try to tap that cuirass.

[–] knightmare1147@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I love this.

Now get out.

[–] mtpender@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We take Jerusalem!

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[–] bastion@feddit.nl 15 points 2 days ago

Marry her?

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 140 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Become the damsel in distress naturally (I'm a 6'2 bearded man)

[–] GrymEdm@lemmy.world 66 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Wouldn't it be nice to be the little spoon once in a while?

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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 67 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Demand a shrubbery.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 28 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I'm here, I'm here.

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[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 105 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Help her save France from the English.

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[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

DEUS VULT

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 95 points 2 days ago (13 children)

What makes you think I'm not already similarly equipped?

(Any good excuse to trot out this heavy bastard, which I don't have occasion to do often enough anymore. It could really use a polish. There's a project for the weekend...)

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 48 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Laugh at everyone who mocked me for carrying a SAK around.

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[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Let her conquer me.

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago (3 children)

CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!!!!!!!!!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

[–] mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

Sauce: Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

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[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago

If you want to horse around, I think I have two coconuts in the trunk.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Marry her.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

I sense one or two potential red flags.

[–] LEONHART 54 points 2 days ago

Take her to paladinner and a movie?

(Sorry.)

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You’ve got mail!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

FE-mail. (Because Fe is the chemical symbol for iron.)

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

beg her to marry me

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[–] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

Plate armor? With chainmail links that bad? You trying to get yourself killed?

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