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[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 hours ago

I misread "numerous" as "humorous" and was wondering what's so funny about Republican lesbians. Are they stealing lemons?

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Of course it is. The whole reason Trump won the first time around was because enough people wouldn't hold their nose for Hillary in the right states.

Imagine the world if they did, with her choices for three justices (not to mention the 231 appointments in lower courts), and the handling of COVID.

Buttery males. 2024 is just a reboot of 2016.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 hours ago

The entire point of third parties in US presidential elections, right now, is to syphon votes away from the main parties. They are otherwise entirely useless.

They need more office down ballot....way down ballot...to start making any sort of progress towards the possibility of ever winning a presidential election.

It's not about "sending a message". Nobody is listening there. You want to send a message, put it in a letter or a picket sign. Not a ballot box.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 10 points 11 hours ago

Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article "a" dildo, never "your" dildo.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 points 16 hours ago

Both Volvos and golden retrievers are prone to suspension issues.

However, Volvos are indestructible, and all good boys come to an end. My golden was almost 8 when lymphoma took him.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 7 points 16 hours ago

They didn't.

Early days of television was the wild west. They didn't know what to do so they basically took stage and radio concepts and adapted them to TV. That's why so much early TV was vaudeville-esque variety shows.

But they didn't even have a means to record if they wanted to. Everything was live. Not even a delay.

There was a podcast episode about this recently, and Howdy Doody...I think it was 99PI.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

In the US, most retail pharmacists do little compounding. They mostly check for drug interactions (since most prescribers don't talk to each other unless you're a patient of a holistic care team) and make sure the techs and the software don't screw up.

The joke is that most pills are dispensed in multiples of 30.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

I used to work in tech support for a pharmacy chain.

One day I ask the pharmacist to unplug for 10 seconds. He tells me he doesn't know how to count to 10, just 30. Sometimes he has to count to 60, or 90, or even 180...but he doesn't. He just counts to 30 until it looks good.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm the last stop for my help desk and I legit feel like Dr House some days.

Yeah. Users lie. They also misremember or straight up don't notice.

To be fair tho, some of L1 can't write for shit, and some of L1 likes going well beyond the scope of the KB and breaks more stuff in the process. Those guys usually make good L2 since they are proactive and accept feedback, they just lack discretion.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You're jumping to conclusions. How many of those people were dropping off their and their spouses (or adult children, or whathaveyou) ballots? Is it really necessary for all of them to not only go to the drop box, but also get out of the car and place it into the slot themselves? Is that what's keeping us from freedom?

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

They don't want fascism, they just want the dems to magic handwave away all the problems.

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While $1m USD in 1988 is worth only $2.6m in 2024, if they just put it in the S&P 500 back then and left it there, it'd be worth over $44.6m today.

I don't know if the Dijon ketchup is really worth it.

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