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    [–] NastyNative@mander.xyz 5 points 6 hours ago

    Grind the rice to a fine dust.. you wont need those packets.

    [–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

    It's too dry now. Add some liquid...

    [–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
    [–] Exec@pawb.social 1 points 4 hours ago

    No, transmission-cli

    [–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 4 points 8 hours ago

    Lube should do it...

    [–] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

    No Mac is complete without cheese, maybe a nice melter like gruyere?

    [–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 hours ago

    Yes, my thoughts as well.

    [–] foggy@lemmy.world 84 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

    Linux: 9/10

    Linux with rice: 10/10

    [–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 39 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

    Linux: 9/9

    Linux with rice: 10/10

    [–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
    [–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 19 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

    Linux without rice is great and can't be better, but with rice you have rice on top of that meaning by definition it has to have a higher score. I'm high too.

    [–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

    Hi high, rice to meet you.

    [–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 13 points 14 hours ago

    Hi rice, high to meet you.

    [–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

    Flour is much smaller and is super absorbant

    [–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago

    What type do I use?

    [–] Mwa@lemm.ee 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

    Soak it in wager and roil the rice with the laptop to make it even more riced

    [–] Stewbs@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

    Now add some Sriracha for extra customization

    [–] yeppgnu@lemmy.world 42 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
    [–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 35 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
    [–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 11 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
    [–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 11 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
    [–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 10 hours ago

    Oh, this brings me back

    [–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 3 points 14 hours ago
    [–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

    Extra spicy!

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    [–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago

    Pro tip - that unibody macbook has one of the best laptop keyboards out there. You can grab one for like thirty bucks.

    [–] squid_slime@lemm.ee 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

    I'd mix some egg in too just for extra fanciness

    [–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago

    Stirred or just pour them on top?

    [–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 17 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

    Soy sauce, maybe some diced vegetables

    [–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

    Any chicken? My laptop loves chicken and I would rather not cut it out of his diet, he gets moody.

    [–] shutz@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 hours ago

    🍚🍚🚼

    [–] foster@lemmy.fosterhangdaan.com 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
    [–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 hours ago

    They're in the silica packages, they're not fans of ricing... or so I was told.

    [–] Linsensuppe@feddit.org 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
    [–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 6 points 13 hours ago

    I was told this was appropriate.

    [–] lengau@midwest.social 8 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

    Next time use arborio rice. It sticks together nicely and creates a protective layer for your keyboard.

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    [–] ALilOff@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

    Close it down as hard as you can to create a seal. You’re trying to just get moisture out of the laptop not the air.

    [–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 hours ago

    So ricing works better with air, got it 👍.

    [–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago
    [–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
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    [–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 6 points 15 hours ago

    Tastes better with sauce. I prefer Sambal Olek or Tabasco, but Maggi is also fine if you're that kind of person.

    [–] BlueChinchompa@lemm.ee 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

    nice its a pretty simple one though

    [–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 hours ago

    Just getting into it...

    [–] cygnus@lemmy.ca 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

    Not visible: the bottom of the case bulging out because the battery is inflating like a balloon

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    [–] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 5 points 15 hours ago

    6/10 Bland colorscheme and misalignment.

    [–] Ma10gan 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
    [–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago

    Ah, I know of it, so tasty 🤤.

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