Ma10gan

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Anon has reached enlightened cope. in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] Ma10gan 4 points 1 day ago

Sounds asexual tbh.

Brazilian's impression on the united states(i have never been there and this is based on nothing) in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Ma10gan 2 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty much accurate except that there are no cowboys east of the Mississippi River; that's just regular farmland.

Claim Now! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Ma10gan 8 points 3 weeks ago

YES

Cowboy in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Ma10gan 45 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

"I never asked for this" in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Ma10gan 6 points 4 weeks ago

Motherload of beef jerky in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Ma10gan 9 points 4 weeks ago

Vegan beef jerky...

BIOMES in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] Ma10gan 5 points 4 weeks ago

My beautiful sons Lupine Meadow and Coastal Sage Scrub.

As a gay I can confirm in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Ma10gan 1 points 1 month ago

Fretboard??

Leeches! in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] Ma10gan 38 points 1 month ago

You know, the red trail on the floor is really giving me a lot of positive vibes. This gives me an idea for decorating a children's hospital...

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Forgot to take my B12 today (slrpnk.net)
 

I can already feel myself slipping away. If only I'd eaten bacon tho...

  • cough * Tell my family I love them. * cough cough *
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Vegoons get so trigered by worship of the dark gods XD (slrpnk.net)
 

Yes I know people take their neighbors to court over backyard rituals all the time because of the loud sounds and weird smells, and it's not OK to harass them. But when it's vegans it's totally different guys, trust me.

Colours of Blood in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] Ma10gan 5 points 1 month ago
  • obligatory Homestuck mention *
Been hand rearing this guy for 3 years. Almost ready, how should I prepare him? in c/vegancirclejerk@lemmy.vg
[–] Ma10gan 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thank you for doing the ethical thing and using the fur instead of buying a vegan coat, which can only ever be made of plastic.

bitey in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] Ma10gan 90 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So Isaac Newton had only 1/700th the bite force of a normal human? Pathetic.

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Quitting Veganism (slrpnk.net)
 

I'm quitting veganism because there are just no good vegan memes anymore. Animal rights? No, haha, I was only in it for the memes. :) All the jokes have been beat into the ground and it seems vegans and their B12-starved brains are incapable of inventing new material. Hoping the carnivore diet has better memes (and that they're worth the diarrhea).

(I'm vegan btw.)

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Babystepping my way to Reducitarianism!! 💖 (self.vegancirclejerk)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Ma10gan to c/vegancirclejerk@lemmy.vg
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I'm trying really hard to be reducitarian so I'll have something interesting to put in my Tinder bio but I can't find any reducitarian recipes. :'( I'm trying to eat 99.9% of the animal products I would normally eat (I have calculated that I won't be able to get enough protein otherwise) but I can't find any recipes for this. So I'm thinking that for now I'll only eat reducitarian when I go out to restaurants that have reducitarian options labeled on the menu. After I'm comfortable with that, I may try ordering extra cheese instead of bacon when I go to McDonald's. I'm so proud to be going on this journey. 💚🌱

Edit: I noticed someone downvoted this post so I have made the difficult decision to stop being reducitarian. It's just too difficult & extreme to keep up this fringe lifestyle and I have noticed that I have a slight tummy ache so I think it's just not right for my body. 💔 But I'm still reducitarian in spirit! Keep living your truth, everyone!

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