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[–] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not saying this is what happened, but this IS how a person would act if they had another series of mini strokes a month before they were on the ballot for president.

[–] usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 hours ago

Remember when he suddenly had a slurring voice on Elon Musk's interview? He also had canceled most of his rallies and such around then

In 2020, he denied having a series of mini strokes out of nowhere

Sept. 1, 2020

President Donald Trump posted a baffling tweet Tuesday declaring that he has not had a series of "mini-strokes" — and he had the White House physician release a statement backing up his claim.

[...]

No major media outlet appears to have reported in recent days that Trump had a series of mini-strokes.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-raises-eyebrows-tweet-declaring-he-did-not-have-series-n1239006

I've seen cheap sex dolls that look more realistic than that

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 35 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Looks like an old solarized loofah. Here's a new loofah for comparison:

Notice how nicely attached the hairs are? Much unlike the Trump look.

[–] killingspark@feddit.org 3 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

What is this spaghetti cucumber looking alien snack?!

Who is dis doin' this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin'?

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

That's the ex-president. The loofah shown below in lemon slices is a plant. You grow it from seeds and it eventually flowers and fruits. The fruit contains this naturally occuring sponge. Just let it dry and remove the seeds. It's proof that aliens visited us when we had no soap or loofahs.

[–] fishbone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 hours ago

Wiki page for more info cause you beat me to the fun fact: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luffa

[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

just like the pyramids huh.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Ah yes. Without aliens, I don't know how one could possibly make pyramids.

[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 6 hours ago

or plants that can be dried into sponges!

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[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 33 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Watching his Bloomberg interview it looks like his eyes are trying to escape his face. If it was my job to interview this pos I'd try to make him walk off stage after the first question. Which would be, "tell us about your make up routine and why you think it's so essential."

Follow up, "I have a list of questions that appear on your cherished cognitive test. Since you're so clearly proud of passing these exams would you like to demonstrate your acuity for the viewers at home?"

[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

"Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV."

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 17 points 21 hours ago

die already devil mutt

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 200 points 1 day ago (10 children)

I know candid HD photography isn’t complimentary to a lot of people, but holy shit he looks like a fucking zombie.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 130 points 1 day ago (6 children)

That's pretty much what he is. That fucker is kept going by nothing but malice.

[–] Baggins@feddit.uk 15 points 19 hours ago

And cofveve.

[–] acosmichippo@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago (7 children)
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[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 158 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Is he ok?"

Geez, I hope not. I hope he feels as miserable as he makes others feel.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I hope he lives long enough to lose the election fair and square.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 13 hours ago

He can live forever, I'd be ok with that. Drooling and shitting himself, locked in his own rotting shell of a body.

[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 121 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Trump is sundowning, many people are saying it

[–] FahrenheitGhost@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

"Big strong person, woman, man, camera come up to me with tears in their eyes saying 'Mr Trump... You shit your pants and stare off into space humming Ave Maria in a creepy and disconnect way like only the greatest of leaders couls ever dream of! No one could lead this country like you, sir!'"

[–] fluckx@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's starting to lose his (orange) glow it seems.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

You try putting makeup on a ghost.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 65 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (20 children)

I mean, he's up across the board in all the swing state polls. When you are up on points and are looking to run out the clock, you run prevent defense. Its the same reason he's not going to take another debate; that would help Harris. Reduce surface area, reduce exposure, don't give opportunities for mistakes.

[–] orcrist@lemm.ee 17 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

No, he isn't up in all the swing state polls. Only in some of them. It took me less than five minutes to find that you were wrong, because of course you were wrong. There are many polls out there, and you tried to claim that they all showed one thing, when of course they didn't.

(If you want to argue that your preferred polls show something, you can make that argument. And we could debate the reliability of those particular polls. At least then we could start with facts and disagree about how to interpret them.)

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[–] AMillionNames@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago
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