werefreeatlast

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[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Trump is looking into this delusionality thing.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

So which bus did he take for the commute?

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 49 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Free Luigi! He didn't to it, but if he did I would still vote for him on the next presidential election because that's where we are now. One more presidential requirement...must be a criminal.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Just play along.... If that fuck does even 1% of this we should be so Lucky.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Trump: hey! I got an idea that could lower those prices and fix our borders...we will bring enough migrants in to be able to plant, care for and harvest our food crops which are not easily automated! In return the migrants may eventually become residents or citizens. We'll have the best migrants only by asking them questions before bringing them in such as...do you work hard or are you hardly working and happy to see me? It will be the best question ever asked of any one. And to the bad Compadres, we will tell them "you're fired" ha ha ha! It will be the best. Best carrots and apples and oranges we have ever tasted...we will also have water desalination plants to water all the crops. And we will donate our surplus to countries like Ukraine who may need support for a while.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

I think the brows are awesome.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Yeah, our IT is two guys.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

The aluminum coalition: you wouldn't steel a car!

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

So, funny story, I had my foreskin mummified the other day. Have you guys seen it? I smeared some pineapple cotton candy mixed with motor oil on it...accidentally.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Good thing I opted out of the annual Caterpillar house destruction tests when I got my Caterpillar themed safety boots. I can just hear the regerts of so many people who didn't fill out the opt out form and then mailed it back. Didn't they read? Every year they pick 10 houses and bulldozer them. That's it. There was no building back nothing. I bet that's what help people.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Used for the photo. Also, he's not brand new. The new ones cry a lot.

 

How about I sue Google for getting my voice without me knowingly aware so that it could train its AI model? How about that? How about you, Google, remove that shit immediately and stop spying on me?

 

Its all in the brows... Brow actually.

 
 

Just look at that. This truck is taller than a used kid (10 years old). I assume the truck can run over pretty much any other age but probably the driver might be able to see older kid's heads. Or we could teach our kids to jump to school rather than walk. If you see a truck, jump and make eye contact before jumping while crossing the street. Or we could tell our kids to never go outside until they are 21.

 

Ofcourse you'll need gboard to bring back the spacebar!

 

To use Google messages you must sign in to one of your google accounts, even though that was not a requirement until today that I know of or was aware of.

 

This morning I was searching for vegan options for hide glue

https://www.woodworkersjournal.com/dr-jekylls-hyde-glue-the-vegans-alternative/

I ended up in that page which I think it's a joke. So then I searched for that in Amazon.

This morning on my work computer I get this Dr. Jekyll thing provided to me by Microsoft's AI driven shit blaster.

You tell me WTF. My phone is not connected to my home computer and my work computer is not connected to either. How the fuck do they figure out the connection. And why? Like I totally I'm not interested in this particular story guy or even the fake glue that was the start of the joke.

 

So now, if you want to get the app you gotta give up your email or whatever sign up information they want.

How about a nice Nikon?

Or maybe just take photos? The WiFi speed on my camera is shit anyway.

I would rather like a direct WiFi powered upload system for my photoprism server.

 

What a wonderful piece of Linux propaganda 😁. Look at this piece of shit spying on me at work doing who knows what that it needs more than one process.

 

Not only are most wireless thermometers on Amazon "meat thermometers" so they gotta show you pictures of the dead animals you're heating, but they also gotta tell you if it's beef or chicken specifically in text, or graphic form.

Like I'm trying to just keep something specifically at 32 degrees and maybe an alarm setting if it goes higher?

Yes, fuck! My photography liquid, yes, it's chicken 😺🍗!

 

PDM vs just a network folder....hmmmm.

 

These are better than those weird videos.

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