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Amateurs. Never put a date on your rapture predictions. Just say it is happening soon.
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Thank god there is no ninth of hexadecember, so no worries.
Maybe this in Julian calendar?!
That means we only have 247 years left!! REPENT!!
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It's almost 9pm where I am and there's no sign of it. Jesus better hurry his ass up if he wants to be on time.
Maybe everyone around you is a filthy sinner.
Maybe that's been the joke for centuries. The rapture happened but nobody made the cut. Seems consistent with the Bible.
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But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.
Matthew 24:36.
RTFM, noob.
"Read The Fisherman Matthew"?
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Hi guys, its the 19th here in Australia already and I can confirm that I have been Left Behind to suffer heck on earth for being a sinner and Im super over it already.
You sure everybody got raptured and you're not just in Australia?
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Jesus better fucking come I've been jerking him off for like 20 minutes
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It's true. I'm getting raptured right n
Well, well, well. Look who became a gentile and got themselves raptured.
~~9-18-24~~ ~~9-19-24~~ ~~9-20-24~~ ~~9-21-24~~ 9-22-24
I mean...if they keep this up they will be right eventually...right?
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They may have screwed up their ISO date format. They really mean it'll happen on the 9th day of the 18th month of 2024.
It tracks
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so nobody can know the date of the rapture, and if someone figures it out god'll change it?
what if I make a website that just says "the rapture will be [current date +1]"
checkmate?
Not again
Afraid so. Hope you enjoy the great snatch.
From snatch you came, and to snatch you shall return.
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nonsense, there are only 12 months
So I was justified when I left those dishes in the sink. Thank goodness. Thank you, Jesus.
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Oh, shit! Who will water my plants?!
It's your lucky day - I happen to run a post-rapture plant watering and pet sitting business - I'm sure as shit not getting raptured.
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What mental gymnastics do you think the sign maker will have to perform, when nothing happens today?
Mysterious Ways ™️
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It's probably a coded message. Read it in the order of colors.
Jesus is rapture - 9-18-24 will on coming the happen.
It all makes sense!
JESUS IS THE RAPTURE
COMING WILL HAPPEN ON 9-18-24
sigh… if you insist
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Good thing I tried pegging for the first time tonight then! Ticked that one off the bucket list just in time!
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God, I wish God would actually just end this cringe already.
Can we go ahead and get the rapture over with so the rest of us can get some peace and god damn quiet?
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Still the 18th here. Anyone know where I can buy some inflatable sex dolls and helium at this hour?
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Sorry, gonna have to miss the rapture, I have DnD this weekend.
What timezone is the rapture in?
Trying to decide if I should stay up and get some photos
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I didn’t get raptured, too much thc and alcohol in your system makes you too heavy for the angels to carry I think.
If all the good folk are gone though I sure hope for less traffic on my road trip this weekend. Praise jeebus? 🤷♂️
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