TheTechnician27

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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I'm just now realizing how much I'd kill for cotton candy with the handle of Mjölnir as the stick.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

"Welcome to the final problem."

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I thought the joke was that the microphone was a little flaccid so he had to give it some stimulation to make it long again?

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

That's an excellent observation. Meanwhile, we've seen Trump skillfully deepthroating Purtin's ween time and again since 2016. It's clear he's the man for the job.

 

I don't know about you, but this tells me that he's never made it to third with a microphone in his life and is afraid we'll find out.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 22 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It's a long read, but it's a damn good one.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)
  • "We are open."
  • "We open are."
  • "Are we open?"
  • "Are open we?"
  • "Open, we are."
  • "Open are we."

So 2/3 of these permutations actually make sense.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

My brain didn't read "labradoodles" as part of a proper noun for a second, and my brain tripped up the stairs picturing a bunch of actual labradoodles doing this.

Seriously fucked up, though; puppy mills are a scourge.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 38 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

$20 decillion isn't just more money than exists. The amount of money that exists is a rounding error of a rounding error of a dozen more nested rounding errors compared to $20 decillion. The nominal GDP in 2022 was $100 trillion (and even then, calling this "all the money that exists" is a wonky metric). For comparison, $2 undecillion is only 100x more than $20 decillion. So while looking at this XKCD, just chop off two zeroes from the $2 undecillion figure, and boom.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 25 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Iowa gets 6 electoral votes, same as Nevada, for those curious.

Edit: addendum: "wtf"

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 86 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (3 children)

Jellyfish are cnidarians, a phylum which also includes corals and sea anemones. Jellyfish are a specific lifecycle stage of medusozoans (their own subphylum), while corals and sea anemones are anthozoans (another subphylum of Cnidaria).

So yup, they are polyps before sexual maturity. And you'll find they're more closely related to corals than they are to members of any other phylum.

Edit: I highly recommend that anyone who wants to get lost in the world of marine invertebrates check out WoRMS and then follow along in parallel on Wikipedia as you navigate the tree.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

I'd be more than happy to pin a post about Measure J if you'd like to create one.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 27 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

I would also like to point out – as I know land animals often get all the attention – that Trump wants to dismantle the NOAA. Under the NOAA is the National Ocean Service, and one of their primary tasks is the conservation of the US' coasts and lakes. It's not just the humans and the other land animals who are in grave danger from a Trump administration; it's the trillions of creatures living within and outside of the US' waters. It's every animal except for a select few rich, corrupt, fascist humans who will be placed in danger by a Trump presidency.

You can check officially if you're registered to vote here.

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submitted 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) by TheTechnician27@lemmy.world to c/vegan@lemmy.world
 

I know I'm just some guy, but if you're a vegan in the US, I really can't underscore enough how catastrophic a Trump presidency would be for animal welfare. I imagine the demographic of vegans who are also voting Trump is near-zero, but I can also imagine the demographic of vegans staying home on election day is not insubstantial.

Trump has a history of deregulating factory farms and is comically misinformed about veganism. One of Trump's likely cabinet members is an insane carnist who eats bear corpses. The 2017–2021 Trump administration's environmental policy was (and continues to be) disastrous and likely led to the unnecessary suffering of billions of sentient animals – including the rolling back of the EPA's powers through SCOTUS appointments, heavily deregulating the fossil fuel industry, loosening restrictions on imported "trophies" of endangered animals, removing funding for the protection of endangered species, pulling the US out of the Paris Climate Accords, being a superspreader for FUD about important sources of renewable energy, deregulating animal agriculture, allowing the logging industry to run wild on protected forests, and I could go on.

Will a Harris–Walz administration fix animal agriculture? No. Is it likely it would at least try to make it slightly better? I would say so. Is it absolutely, 100%, beyond a shadow of a doubt going to be better/substantially less bad than a Trump–Vance administration? Yes. Not only that, but a 2025–2029 Trump administration would have much, much fewer checks on their destruction of the environment and of regulations against the abuse of animals than their first administration thanks to their prior dismantling of checks and balances.

Please, on November 5th or if your state is still doing early voting, get out there and keep that cruel bastard out of office, and vote downballot too for politicians who are going to be less hostile to animal welfare than Republicans. Human welfare is animal welfare, and that will be in better (not perfect or even nearly perfect) hands with a Harris administration. But moreover, a Trump presidency would be disastrous for non-human animal welfare both through the deregulation of agriculture and through immense damage to the natural environment. Veganism is the reduction of animal exploitation and cruelty by all means practicable, and that makes it our responsibility as vegans to get out the vote and shut this shit down. Trump has already shown us what he would do once, and we can't let him do that again. It's for the animals, and it's for your fellow human.

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Crab is fed up with your shit (upload.wikimedia.org)
submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by TheTechnician27@lemmy.world to c/awwnverts@lemmy.world
 
 

What else could this man be fabricating for us when he conveniently "forgets" to tell the Arkansas Army National Guard about this crucial and highly relevant work experience?

 

The other day I learned what a Luther burger is, and I wanted to see if anyone had made a vegan version.

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/30725337

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