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[–] Railing5132@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh, shit! Who will water my plants?!

[–] WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's your lucky day - I happen to run a post-rapture plant watering and pet sitting business - I'm sure as shit not getting raptured.

[–] Railing5132@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Great Scott! I was so busy packing, I forgot about the dog! Quick! What are your rates! Nevermind - here's my bank info - I won't need money anymore!!

[–] WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No worries, friend - doggos to the left, wallets to the right - peace be with you and whatnot!

[–] Railing5132@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh, shit, I'm still here... Can I have my wallet and dog back please?!?

[–] WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I'm not going to steal your dog, but refunds are unavailable in the event that the rapture or your participation in it is cancelled - sorry.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm guessing you haven't had many customers yet?

Also, you think you're not getting raptured but you are literally offering a good thing for people that won't even pay you. Pretty sure Jesus would think you were dope.

[–] WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I'm only a new startup, so I'm looking to take on my first clients.

I figure things will work out - people that believe in the rapture tend not to pay attention to all the "love thy neighbour", golden rule, feed the hungry, bathe the lepers Jesus teachings...

[–] evranch@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

If he follows through he'll be in on round 2 of the rapture I guess

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure pouring wine onto plants will kill them.