I'm not sure what other outcome this woman could reasonably have expected.
this post was submitted on 05 Sep 2024
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For real, especially if they were role playing up to that point. I know all the Wario stans would gladly take a hot glazing of Wum to the face but you gotta expect the waaaaaaaaaaah.
She's probably as autistic as OP but she probably a cute girl so had load of normal guys smashing and didn't really have to think about much.
This sounds like one of those teen movies from the early 2000s.
This whole scenario could have been Stifler from American Pie. Dare you to tell me I'm wrong.
I'd rent that at the BlockBuster for ¢99.
You're wrong
But... but... he dared you... How dare you!
Swords at midnight.
There can be only one.
/slaps you with a steel gauntlet of enduring numbness +4
I mean, how could you not
antidepressants?
too real
terminal cancer
RP verisimilitude > enjoyable sex
I don't make the rules
I had to look that word up
sex noun 1. (chiefly with reference to people) sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse. "they enjoyed talking about sex"
Where did you find that definition? That wasn't the definition I remembered so I looked it up too and I found what I thought it was but not what you found. Was that on urban dictionary?
He had to look up the word sex.
Ahhh my bad, I'm dumb and read it wrong, ty
It wooshed me on the first read, I probably wouldn't have gotten the joke if your comment didn't make me do a double take 🙂
imma Wario ima gonna cum!
This better not awaken anything in me.jpeg
Just because of that? Was the rest of the sex also disappointing?
He wario'd to completion
fake && gay
Was anon's spouse the Mario at the swinger party?
Nobody would get horny at that party.
Are you kidding? I'm getting horny over here just masturbating about it.
You did not had to share this fact with us.
Yes he did. It's in his contact.
Nerds know how to get down, bro.