shottymcb

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[–] shottymcb@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

It wooshed me on the first read, I probably wouldn't have gotten the joke if your comment didn't make me do a double take πŸ™‚

[–] shottymcb@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Absolutely, I live a metro area with about 5 million people, it's not an international hub of anything. It's big enough to offer most of what you get in a big city aside from public transport, since our population density is wayyyyy lower.

Is it really worth it for your back yard to be 3 feet of sidewalk and a 3ft^2 patch of unruly grass? Why is that grass even there? Feels like an insult to me. Just draw a frowny face on a block of concrete. People aren't meant to live like that.

[–] shottymcb@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have 1/3rd acre, takes 2 batteries to mow uninterrupted. Anything bigger than that I hope it's not just grass, that's a waste of space.

[–] shottymcb@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

Flipping it over is often the correct way to drain the oil.

[–] shottymcb@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The goose is only a nuisance if you don't want to harm it (I'm in the not harming geese camp). If you're planning on eating it, the aggressiveness just makes it easier to grab the neck and shake until paralysis.

[–] shottymcb@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thank you for reminding me of the duck rape arms race. I had blocked out the reason behind the corkscrew penis.

[–] shottymcb@lemm.ee 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

Amazing what passes for a "decent back garden" in the UK. My "back garden" is a 1/4 acre (1000m^2 ) on a property worth $140k USD including the 1200ft^2 (120m^2 ) house.

On the downside my exterior walls are made of glue and sawdust, and my interior walls are made of paper and powdered gypsum.

[–] shottymcb@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Considering Russia's past performance in naval warfare in the Pacific, we're probably better off without them.

[–] shottymcb@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He had to look up the word sex.

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