NegativeInf

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[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago (7 children)

Where does instant coffee fall in this paradigm?

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago

Didn't Hitler kill the other popular Nazi leaders because he feared their ability to take over the party?

That will be a fun day of news.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Twitter dies when advertisers realize there's no money in paying to advertise there. The moment it becomes more advantageous to pay for the ads somewhere else, it collapses.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Never leave your home without your hatpin.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Treadmill at a standing desk.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

One of the twilight movies. In a flashback, they show the Volturi massacring a group of vampires in which one of them had converted a child. Being a child when turned made them have no regard for secrecy or discretion, which would have led to them exposing the existence of vampires.

Which is why they were all coming to kill the Cullens when the mortal Bella gave birth to Edwards half vampire offspring, as another vampire saw a young girl with vampiric powers, not understanding that the half vampire girl would age rapidly until adult and then staying adult for eternity.

My summary may be slightly off. I read the books like... 16 years ago? Idk.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (2 children)

So... British cars, packaged medicine, crude petroleum, gas turbines, and automotive parts.

Mmmmmmmk..

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 119 points 6 days ago (3 children)

It was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual!!!

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's normal when I'm making fucking chili Susan! And there's a difference between too much salt and adding the appropriate amount of salt.

And research has shown that the most effective way to not have problems with too much sodium in the blood/high blood pressure is to drink more fucking water.

And the person that complains to me about the salt levels in my food? A) didn't pay for the fucking food and B) drinks 12 fucking diet Dr peppers a day because "they are healthier." So fuck em!

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Sanders would have won.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (13 children)

I'm a white dude with no tattoos, but I have this argument all the time with my family. "You can add hot sauce and salt afterward for yourself!" That's not how this works Susan. That's not how any of this works. All of cooking is chemistry and physics! And get over it! If I'm cooking I'm using salt and guajillio peppers!

Source: Gay and cook food.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I love that I read it in her voice.

 

At time of posting T -6 Minutes.

 

Not the best source, but I can't post the image alone.

Here's the image to save you a click on Newsweek.

 

My mother's new cat is precious. Wouldn't leave the bed while she was making it.

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