Rent has actually been going down in my area for the last few years, and they pay me enough that I can do stuff for like the elderly or the impoverished for drastically reduced rates. So I'm good with it.
Leave it to lemmings to make even Robin Hood-ing landlords into something bad π
If you can do stuff, literally just on the Thumbtack app lmfao landlords get on there when they need repairs done, so I do them and they pay whatever I want. I fleeced landlords to the tune of like $2000 last week, only worked 3 days.
Then when I get honest hardworking customers, I cut them a break. The landlords subsidize the regular people.
I started my own business where I get to take advantage of landlords π₯² it's pretty much my dream
Imagine being so bad at business that you bankrupt a casino 3 times in a row
Don't fuck with me about David Bowie π
Lore accurate Jonestown reference? NICE
I got a report that this post breaks community rules. I'm not sure it necessarily does, and having written the rules myself I feel like I would know. So I'm leaving this post up.
I will say that despite my love for the herb, playing Marijuana Plant Johnson would be bad for many reasons. Ecological disasterpiece. Terrible weed. Fuck up your neighbors crop.
Please grow responsibly.
Trump federally legalized "psychoactive hemp" with the 2018 farm bill.
Still, I'm ready to get Ruby Ridged if the feds come for my plants.
Short term rentals fucked up the housing market.
I used to work at Deere, boy howdy lemme tell ya what those are some fucking Trump loving dudes out here.
She speculated that it was recipes.
She's not a head at all lmfao and we haven't always gotten along but she brought me this and said "I thought of you when I saw this"
This is the best weed I've ever grown, hands down. Look at it, for crying out loud. I smoke 10 joints a day, my tolerance is outrageous, and I've got the giggles right now like I was 15 again. It's not even dry all the way, let alone cured, and it's amazing. It tastes good, it's not even harsh.
If you're on the fence about growing, do it. If you're on the fence about taking the party outside... DO IT. The sun is something like 1300W/m^2, and it's yours for free. You can just bring the sun home with you. Try getting 1300W/m^2 in your tent, you're going to be fighting heat for your whole cycle. Even you hydro guys should be getting in on this, maybe get a less shitty greenhouse than I did though.
All my compost comes out of my yard and kitchen, and I mostly water with rainwater. I grew this for basically seed cost. If you've been following my grow, you'll know that I didn't do everything right and I had some struggles. I learned a lot this year and I expect next year's harvest to be bigger and bolder.
I've also never trimmed this well, and I'm never doing it again. Don't say I never did anything for you.
One of my plants got damaged in high winds so I chopped it yesterday. I'd give you a Bizzle for scale but I can't fit both of us in the frame π I'd reckon she's about 5 feet high, though, and I'm about 6 feet, so imagine I'm standing next to it but it's so massive and bushy that you can only see my feet and a few inches of calf. I have tremendous calves, I walk a lot and I never skip leg day, so feel free to let your imagination run wild.
You may notice the root ball at the top. The reason is, I left it in a plastic nursery pot since January. I know that sucks, but the roots were coming through the holes so densely that I couldn't remove it without damaging them and I got scared. Next year, I'm going to use a paper pot so it breaks down in the soil and I wont have to worry about it. I think that would mitigate a lot of the problems I had.
My whole house smells like weed, which I think is sweet. Mrs Bizzle, on the other hand, is paranoid as fuck that she's going to smell like it at work (she's a middle school teacher).
I don't know what day I'm on because I never pay attention to that sort of thing but this strain goes for 8 weeks so I'm prob going to harvest in early October.
The ranger tells me this plant will get torn down in favor of condos in the coming years, which in my opinion is a tragedy. Not as much of one as still burning coal in Anno Domini 2024, but still a tragedy.
He also told me a lovely story about how he tased a bunch of hippies just for being naked and high on shrooms. Come to find out, park rangers are still cops and that sucks.
Pretty cool park though!
It started as a zombiemyco bag which was birthed into a monotub when it started pinning. The shrooms that exist look good, but there's only a few of them. What could a shrooms farmer do next time to get a better flush?
My yard smells like weed lmfao
Old school in a deep fryer. On an unrelated note my chest hurts now...
Captured from my bedroom
His mom has pretty good tang though ππ