How do you do, fellow gays
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I will always upvote an upvote, fellow upvoter.
I will never downvote a non-downvoter of upvotes, fellow fellow.
I feel like this was designed by the straightest committee
Follow-up question: As a gay guy, what gay drinks should I be drinking?
Turns out they're legit, and partner with lgbt+ organizations. Unfortunately a lot of the lists I saw for other queer friendly companies are pretty localized to microbreweries. So as usual if you want to support lgbt+ companies, look local
Tap or filtered water. It's both gay and straight, idk how to describe it.
Feels like someone saw how easy it is to pander to conservative chuds and figured the same could be done for "gay men" (read young white liberal women). I don't see how anyone in the target demographic can view something like this as anything other than incredibly insulting.
i'm gay; i think this is hilarious. sometimes, cringe is fun!
I'm a middle aged white woman and I find this concept hilarious. But I don't want to buy it because 4% is fucking weak. I want to make my own "gay water" and serve it at parties.
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Rofl came here to comment on this one. They did not want to miss a single market segment
When you look at the material that the human mind generates, it kind of makes you look at output from AI a little different.
I protest, I have a small dick, but only have some residual unconscious racism that I am actively working against!
Your dick ‘energy’ is getting bigger by the day!
I contest the use of derogatory "small dick energy" memes on the grounds of body inclusivity. Small dicks are valid, positive and worthy of appreciation.
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Swang that thang brother, be proud of the progress. It's not about the meat, it's about the spirit that drives it.
If I see something packaged like this, I expect it to be really fruity, not just vodka and lime.
As always, Trump's people manage to outdo everyone.
"Anti-woke" water is a thing, and it doesn't need no stinking vodka to make people stupid.
4% is kinda weak if you intend on getting the queer market.
Used to always start the night in the Castro when I lived in San Francisco. The pours are HEAVY, vodka OJ is a 16oz pint glass and like 15oz of vodka. Oh and every bar did buy 1 get 1 free until like 11pm happy hour. Basically get a solid buzz for like $10.
4% is rookie numbers.
One of my friends, a bear, took me to get a real margarita ‐‐ I think on Valencia, so Castro district adjacent --when I was 25ish. I couldn't walk straight after one.
vodka OJ is a 16oz pint glass and like 15oz of vodka.
well yeah, do you know how fucking expensive OJ is??
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Man.... If I wasn't already a recovering alcoholic this would shove me into sobriety so hard
Congratulations
Thanks I hate it
This box gives hello my fellow zoomers
small d**k energy
Lame. I get they might need to censor it but it's easy to cover with part of another sticker and make it look incidental.
How many frogs are juiced per bottle? Poor froggies
"They're putting frogs in the water, which is turning the chemicals gay!"
It’s called June and all companies do it
So this is what Alex Jones was rambling about.
I wouldn't even consider looking at what that product is after seeing it in my peripheral. Instant pass on that atrocious packaging.
OMG they're really trying to squeeze every penny out of us. Crazy. What company would do this? Like, specifically what's their website where they take orders??
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At first I read SIMD bucks and I thought they must take optimizing code seriously.
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welp after green washing now we have gay washing
How many simp bucks for a pack?
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