The fact that she didn't have an exit strategy and had to ask cops to help get her loose is the cherry on this deliciously stupid sundae.
radicalautonomy
I'm gonna pull a Zuckerberg and rename something common that I didn't invent so that people start using the name I invented for it in the hopes that my invented name transcends the sociocorporate zeitgeist and it becomes the only name people use for it.
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...they're GLASSES, motherfucker.
sell all your stuff at the uh, forgot the name
Sovereigns
I love onions. They're flaky, edible baseballs that make your lookin' spheres sad.
That's NW of Houston, TX which means hot and humid as all fucking get out in the summer.
Well, that car is near I-10°, which is pretty close to I-50 °F, so I vote "cool".
Just remember kids: When it comes to pigs questioning you, EVERY day is Shut the Fuck Up Friday.
I'd let you know how much I spend in electricity through PGE, but...
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I just recently moved in, so I don't have good data for you yet, and
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Portland General Electric ≠ Pacific Gas & Electric
That's an absolute win-win. Let's do that.
THIS...IS...SPARTA, TN!!!
FTFY