MeatPilot

Remove the food source and the spiders will go. They frequent certain places because the hunting is good.

So it begins...

I am altering my voice, pray I do not alter it any further.

record scratch

Well to answer that question we have to go back to the start of it all. You see when I was just a grub...

How about these?

A penis can become a ranged weapon.

You don't want to do remote work for someone in Saudi Arabia making greeting cards under a 2 month contract? The interview process only requires you do 20 hours of work unpaid to be considered.

I vote he is doing the eat a pussy gesture. I can almost hear the "lap lap lap" sound.