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Someone's feewings got hurt. I would probably go grab a free beer though.
Grab a beer, kiss a dude and then shout "this fucking bar made me gay!"
Then leave a bunch of positive online reviews and make videos about how this bar makes people gay and you've never been happier.
You need to wear tear-away clothes with the (pardon the phrase) gayest possible outfit on underneath. It needs to be a show! Make it loud and fabulous! 🏳️🌈
Seriously though, this sounds like a terrible idea in a bar full of homophobes and free beer.
All it takes it one sip and BAM! FABULOSO.
"Hi, I am a very straight man who... loves looking at red meat and eating... hooters. AT Hooters, where the straight men are. I would like my free beer now, dollface."
Yep, grab the free beer so they have to absorb a loss, avoid the place like the plague the rest of the year.
I think this was the invitation flyer:
Every once in a while it looks like a bicept. I know the joke is penis, but I don't see penis. I see chicken leg.
Does anyone else see chicken leg?
I see an elephant. What does that mean, Dr. Rorschach?
"The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no.""
Oh wait, sorry, wrong Rorschach.
I thought it was a poorly drawn air pod for a second there.
I think we all see what we want to see in it. I also think you may be hungry?
I think it looks more like a bicep.
Freud is spinning in his grave.
Two men come in: "Hi, I'm straight, give me my free beer and one for my buddy here who's also straight."
Bartender: "Here are your free beers."
Man: "Thank you, and now here is our beer celebration"
The two men proceed to make out.
I’m tempted to go in there as a trans woman & try to convince them to give me free beer because they think I’m a dude. Given that I like women, by their logic, that just makes me a straight guy dressed like a woman, ergo… FREE BEER!!!
Please never imply temptation to go to Idaho again. I live in the deep south and even I'm afraid of that hellhole
I would just generally avoid Idaho if I were in your no doubt chic shoes.
Would be utterly hilarious.
And how exactly do they determine if someone is straight? Do they have them jack off to a woman before they enter?
“Get out back & motorboat Doris. If you’re not at least at half mast, no beer.”
Oh we about to bankrupt this fucker.
How is this legal? Is bro gonna throw up a "No Darkies" sign next?
Charging different prices for different people isn't illegal. It's the basis of ladies night.
What I want to know is how can you tell if someone is gay or not. People think I'm gay. I'm not. But there are people who keep telling me I should be true to myself. And I should. And I AM. Which is why boobs are just great. They just brighten your day. Just like "TA-DA!!! IT'S TITTIES!!!" and you make that public domain sound of the asian girl in amazement. WOWWWW!!!!!!
I think some cities/states have determined Ladies Nights to be illegal... after lawsuits from the exact same types of dudes who think a heterosexual awareness month are a good idea.
I’m right there with ya pal. Everyone thought I was gay growing up, but I liked boobs enough, I had a pair installed.
You should try it, they’re great!
I hope the campaign goes so well that literally thousands of straight men go there to have a free beer
"Yes I am straight."
"Prove it."
"sigh"
(Unzips pants while looking at a nekkid lady)
Kiss that amazing guy over there without getting a boner! (Filters out bisexuals too).
"Finally, a place for us straight men. Do you have a jukebox, because somebody plans to put on Bob Srgar's greatest hits.
All right, fellow-cis people. We have a duty to drink this bar out of business. I recently quit drinking, but I can take a night off for the team. Let's go!
I made the mistake of looking through some of the IG comments and I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
I already don't want to live on this planet, but the universe is federated. Problem is, Earth is the only planet with a userbase.
The others defederated us after we killed their admin's son
Friday Nights All June! It's "Definitely Heterosexual Mens' Night" at the Old State Saloon!
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Yeah, but seriously, fuck these snowflake clowns:
"South California"
Tell me you don't know SoCal without telling me you don't know SoCal