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"Ask meany thing"?

What are thooooooooose?????

"High on a list, you say??? Hire him! If he's a she, make sure she's locker-room-talk worthy"

Prisons are awful. Put him under house arrest and then swat him. Say he's got the manifesto stashed in his pooper.

Half of these people look like they're being possessed by Richard Nixon's ghost

Giant Turd Poured Into A Suit And Shoes:

leaving for work in the morning "First day of work... See you later, babe! Can't believe I'm gonna meet Elon Musk today!"

returning home "Holy shit! He's such a moron! Can't believe I'm gonna have to work with Elon Musk every day..."

Nuh-uh! Americans can't be terrorists cuz Americans kill the terrorist, like Malcolm X and Jamal Khashoggi... Wait, are we the bad guys?

Aren't they using red flags to find their top picks?

In elementary school, my classmates played "smear the queer," during recess one day. They were chasing me around the playground and punching me over the head, back, and shoulders. The PE coach was walking by and started yelling all of us, myself included, that what we were doing was very hurtful to a lot of people.

So the other kids asked the coach, "can we play 'get the Jew'?" She said that was fine and the kids went back to chasing me and beating me.

I've never understood how "hurt xgroup" was a fun game but only if you chose the right group to malign...

Caw! Caw!

Oh sorry, I meant "Caca! Their argument is caca!"

Emperor Trump has a quiz for you dissidents: does this napkin smell like novichok? Answer honestly, you peasant.

chamber

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^chamber^

I don't mean anything by this comment. I literally just wanted to make an echo. Anyway, fuck Rapey McShitprez

Ah yes, the super-informative anecdotal sample size of...
*checks notes*
... one.

*checks notes again*
Eh, an unreliable source at that