Fortunately for me, I was never 16. I audited that year
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Drinking gives me nightmarish acid reflux, so I'm always absurdly sober. Obviously alcohol is your superpower.
My superpower is taking enough medications and talking to enough therapists that I don't act on every intrusive thought and stopped actively trying to kill myself.
I don't ride things with motors and fewer than 3 wheels.
It's not the motorcycle that's untrustworthy, it's me and my highly questionable choices. When I was young and riding my bicycle, I became curious enough to stick my foot on my front wheel to see if I could manually brake like that. Of course I instead got my foot lodged inside the yoke and ended up limping my bike home with a concussion.
The concern is never if I'll let the intrusive thought take over, it's merely what will the context be.
SedaGIVE?!?
That sounds like a really good way to accidentally drink antifreeze.
Not that I'm judging. If antifreeze weren't secretly delicious, then why do they color it like Jolly Ranchers???
Thanks buddy! I always get excited seeing your username in the comments, too
Now I kinda wanna create a community called lemmybefriends for lemmings who've befriended each other. But then it'd need to be moderated and I'm lazy...
I knew it was going to be you
Ah, the Demetri Martin of money shots
While I absolutely hate this argument, I award them 15 points for making a literal straw-man argument.
I hope they choke on the points.
That's because you're an effem- er, a gir- wait, wait... Ummm... No, you shut up! 😤
@TexasDrunk@lemmy.world we need a 'ship portmanteau...
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