Yeah I know! It doesn't even have a remote control for the vibration feature.
Just wait until you can't see it anymore!
Now bend over.
I feel like every comment or joke I could possibly make is already obvious to everyone the second everyone read the story.
So instead I'm going to scream into this pillow, cry uncontrollably, and then punch these pancakes as I try to come to grips with how this situation will have zero real long lasting consequences for the cops responsible.
Ya know, I was going to downvote, until I saw the username. This is just on-brand for you!
Psssshhhhh!!!!! Faaaaaaaake!
Taylors cat is much fluffier, and doesn't have hitler's haircut.
Ah, so he has self hatred, and bad handwritting. I can relate.
I....can't tell what is happening here. Is he having an orgasm? Is he supposed to be a priest, or a slave?
That tracks.
THIS is your big "You won't believe what happened to me...." story???
sigh
When I was 14, I took the power cord for the original PS1 and shaved the rubber off the end until metal prongs were sticking out. Then I noticed if the outlet end was plugged in, and you touched the metal prongs on the other end, you couldn't drop it. It would electricute you, but it would also stick to your skin for 5-10 seconds as it electricuted you.
So being a 14 year old male, I did the only logical thing. I put it on my penis.
It was quite shocking!
Probably should have tried to shake it off......shake it off....
I mean......I'd be upset too if my wife apperently made a habbit of cooking dirt with M&Ms as a dish. Then somehow teleported me outside my own house. And apperently changed the locks.
What is even happening in this comic???
The argueing in my head.