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[–] jonne@infosec.pub 41 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Also, they totally know where their luggage is, it'll just take a couple of days to show up.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 21 points 4 months ago (3 children)

"Oh yeah, are you sure about that? Then why does my AirTag say it's already landed on Jupiter, hmm? I'd like to speak to your manager."

[–] Hominine@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I only want to retrieve my luggage, my child

[–] Thetimefarm@lemm.ee 11 points 4 months ago

Common mistake, AirTags don't work in space because there is no air.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That would imply there's an Apple device connected to the internet on Jupiter.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Morphit@feddit.uk 1 points 4 months ago

You could make a religion out of this.