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A YouTuber let the Cybertruck close on his finger to test the new sensor update. It didn't go well.
(www.businessinsider.com)
This is a most excellent place for technology news and articles.
There's plenty of dumb to go around, but the word frunk by itself is the dumbest thing about this story.
I figured that was a fucking typo at first
A frunking typo
Let me guess: Front trunk? Please tell me I'm wrong.
I could, but then I'd be a liar.
It's actually short for "fore bunk" because you can sleep in there
Yeah, I’d totally trust this deathtrap to let me back out in the morning 🙄 /s
Then it will be a frasket
A froffin
FRIP
There's no way I'm sleeping in an area that needs lockout/tagout to enter safely.
A monkey: Front trunk? That's what I call my penis!
Because it's obviously a froot, right?
So much dumb I’m inspired to re-write old song lyrics, like:
What they dunna goo with all that junk All that junk in side that FRUNK
or
My trunks / fore bunks / My stupid cyber FRUNKS
So a hood. Or a bonnet.
Don't kink shame. There is nothing wrong with 'frunking'. Come closer, I'll get the lube.