Jerkface

joined 1 year ago
[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 19 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

"Thousands of my countrymen will perish, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make."

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

AUDIENCE

BOOO! BOOO!

CATHERINE (one hand on her hip, the other defiantly pointing at the audience)

I do as I please! I do as I please! Y’all don’t know me! I do as I please!

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

In what way was Franklyn Cicero greedy? Wasn't his whole role to advocate for the common man?

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I'm sure he felt very clever.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

10 min: This should be interesting. 20 min: Why does this feel... off? 30 min: I must be missing a lot of historical references. 40 min: Wait, is the audience the butt of the joke here? 50 min - 90 min: confusion/anger 100 min: Holy shit Aubrey Plaza is hot 120 min: He made a whole movie for that one scene 🤣

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

His anus wide.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Americans are increasingly concerned about Donald Trump’s age and fitness as dictator

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

I'd never seen that before. Holy shit.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

She definitely left out part of that story.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

How do you nominate for comment of the year?

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 57 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I don't want to go back to cleaning mouse balls.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
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