Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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A promising description:

Welcome to a stunning and spacious property located in the serene and picturesque community of Ocklawaha, FL. This beautiful home boasts a remarkable curb appeal, thanks to its landscape, large front yard, and front porch

Would you dare to request a tour?

To be fair they do tell later in the description that an investor can just use the lot to park their mobile home.

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Lot of space, good price, nothing more. Says it was built in 2023, might not be finished. Would be better if it was just an empty lot.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3240-Windjammer-Dr-May-TX-76857/87184894_zpid/

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Turnham Green? Turn um stomach more likely.

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by mp3@lemmy.ca to c/badrealestate@feddit.uk
 
 

Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?

Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs.

Contractor: say no more.

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Original for sure. That's one way of hanging a mirror.

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$184K for your very own "bar" and heart shaped hot tub

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